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dingdongyouarewrong https://dingdongyouarewrong.tumblr.com/post/656907282975784961/man-yall-remember-when-the-avengers-movie-came :

man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends (Your picture was not posted)

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marietta-kerdzevadze https://marietta-kerdzevadze.tumblr.com/post/99735748043/my-artwork-a4-loki :

My artwork A4, LOKI

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infinitecrime https://infinitecrime.tumblr.com/post/643663160059084800/a-thing-about-comic-book-covers-and-movie-posters :

A thing about comic book covers and movie posters that I’ve always found hilarious is that you have:

Your standard male superhero poses: action shots, brooding shots, typically forward facing, stoic and heroic [image: image]

Then you have one of your typical female superhero poses: a coy over the shoulder look with plenty of side boob and ass, objectifying and unnecessary [image: image]

And then you have Bucky Barnes. [image: image]

Like I know that they do this to show off his arm, but I chose to believe that someone in the graphic design department at Marvel is just extremely horny and needs Bucky’s ass on every poster

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rebeccasreprise https://rebeccasreprise.tumblr.com/post/642385376752861184 :

zoinks cat’s outta the bag!! 🤭

I love when they out themselves like this cause it means they think they’re geniuses who’re pioneering a new method but everyone can see that its a failure and you just told us the reason.

The last time i went to a marvel movie was Endgame and me and my bud literally only went because “we sunk so much time and energy into the other movies so we feel obligated.” I was still disappointed.

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mrsgingles:

This is so self indulgent but when I came upon @tonystarkdefensesquadmembers post (x) I imagined how happy Tony would be with his new space family 

give us the Infinity War trailer already!

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tsuki-chibi:

ambitiouswitch17:

Some dude: Batman, why did you kill the CEO of Winchester! 

Batman: He MADE the weapon of the man that assaulted my parents. 

Wizard: Harry Potter killed Olivander! 

Harry: He MADE the wand that Vondemort used to kill my parents! 

Reported: Green Lantern, why did you kill the no-longer Director of Ferris Airlines? 

Green Lantern: My father died in a plane of HIS airline!

This is how ridiculous Wanda Maximoff’s revenge for Tony Stark sounds. 

Put any character that is not a pretty young woman with the large doe eyes and I bet that they’re gonna say that it’s a stupid story. Especially because she how so much grew up in a war zone, so she knew the difference between who shoots the weapons and who makes it. 

Not to mention, Wanda has zero proof that Tony actually sold that weapon to the people who killed her parents. It’s equally (if not more) likely that it was Stane.

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itsagentromanoff:

[Steve keeps trying to call Tony who refuses to answer]

Radio: The next one’s dedicated to Tony from Steve. Tony, he wants you to know he’s deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him.

[With or Without You plays]

[Tony seems touched. He pauses for a moment, then picks up the phone and starts to dial. Cut to Steve in Wakanda.]

Radio:  Uh, we’ve just gotten a call from Tony, and he told us what Steve did. It’s pretty appalling, and Steve, if you’re listening, I don’t wanna play your song anymore. Why don’t we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Charles, Erik’s sorry he hit you with his car and he hopes you two will work it out.

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one-piece-of-harry:

thelistofmyfandomsfillsatardis:

To every last frickin’ Captain America fangirl and fanboy on this planet.

Every fricking one of you.

What the heck is the deal with the hate against Tony in the build up to and the aftermath of Avengers: Age of Ultron and Captain America: Civil War?

“Tony is a terrible person.”

“Tony needs to own up to the fact that he made s psychopathic robot.”

“Tony’s the one who needs to be put in check.”

“Tony’s an idiot.”

“Pepper deserves better than Tony.”

For the love of everything holy if I see one more meme making Tony out to be the devil I am going to go crazy.

Tony is no more responsible for Ultron’s actions than Hitler’s parents are for Hitler’s actions. Ultron is an independent intelligence and everything he did was a choice he made for himself.

Tony Stark’s arguments in Civil War are all valid, and, frankly, Steve shouldn’t be able to argue, seeing as the whole “Scarlet Witch blowing up part of a building because she couldn’t get Crossbones out of the way in time” thing SHOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED BECAUSE VISION AND WAR MACHINE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED ALONGSIDE THE REST OF THE NEW AVENGERS. CAPTAIN “GOODY-TWO-SHOES” ROGERS COULD HAVE PREVENTED EVERY DEATH AT CROSSBONES’ HANDS BUT INSTEAD LEFT HIS TWO HEAVIEST HITTERS AT HOME.

“What if we need to be somewhere and they won’t let us?” No wonder Vision and War Machine sided with Tony you idiot, they were wondering what they should do if they needed to be somewhere and YOU didn’t let them, and people died as a result.

Steve is no better than anyone else.

Bring any other argument you have about why Tony is terrible and I will disprove it.

“Bring any other argument you have about why Tony is terrible and I will disprove it.” Have you ever seen anything more relatable

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mariasboy:

OKAY BUT CAN WE JUST TAKE A SECOND?

Because Tony crushes this up.

Turns it into a little ball. THE GOAL STARTS TO APPEAR AND SOON AS SMUSHES IT.

And it’s just the most fucking complicated moving thing with so many parts and pieces, I mean christ. And it just keeps going! Colors and stars and so much EXTRA SHIT.

SO FIRSTLY WHAT A FUCKING NERD. Like, yes, Tony always has this type of interactive virtual interface but generally, it’s very… to the point?? You know, PRACTICAL and just menus that come up and aren’t overly stylized beyond what you would usually see on your computer screen. He just likes not being limited to one little box of info, right? even his actual computer has three screens. In Iron Man 2008, he scraps the original iron man suit and puts it in a little virtual trash can. BUT HERE. THIS LITTLE GAME HE’S MADE SAYS SO MUCH? Like the shit in this scene is just so clearly “I got really fucking bored/whatever one time and instead of reading a book or watching a movie or anything ACTUALLY productive or involving interacting with other human beings, I LITERALLY SPENT HOWEVER LONG CODING A FUN FANCY TRASH CAN I CAN THROW THINGS INTO WHEN I WANT TO DELETE/ARCHIVE THEM”

SECONDLY: It not only says he scored– but that he got a BONUS. Tony is flashy, but usually only for other people– this isn’t to impress Pepper– and it doesn’t make sense that it was for Rhodey because it’s specifically for throwing out stuff in his hard drive or whatever, it’s not just a game he made because he wanted to make a game. (please note Rhodey and Pepper are the only ones he willingly welcomes into his workshop) I mean come on people, you can’t see the number past his head on the bottom left gif but it clearly lights up to gold. Meaning he had EIGHT POINTS. MEANING HE ONLY EVER THREW EIGHT THINGS IN THERE. It’s most likely a fucking game he made for himself out of sheer boredom and fucking loneliness. AND POSSIBLY EVEN OUT OF ANXIETY??? Because this is the beginning of the movie where he was 99.999999999999999% sure he was going to be DEAD in the coming weeks? ANd he’s just thrown out a version of a suit??? BECAUSE HE DOESN’T THINK HE’S GOING TO BE MAKING ANYMORE OF THEM???? LIke wow this is Tony’s neurosis fucking meeting his defense mechanism of hiding his feelings with jokes ON A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL.

this is amazing

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knightinironarmor:

not to be a dick but imo the mcu will always be fundamentally unsatisfying to me compared to the comics in part bc of how much it lacked in avengers team development

like speaking as an iron man fan i will always be bitter that

1) tony stark didn’t qualify at first like um excuse me? tony stark was a founding member of this bitch in the comics like i do not Care for your ultimates inclinations, you could at least have had him unquestionably be part of the team from the get-go lmfao mcu miss me with this,

2) the fact that tony didn’t qualify at first not ever being addressed in any explicit way as a Tragic Mistake like. honestly i’m just mad tony had to Prove His Heroism ™ to be taken seriously when he’d already proven his heroism before plenty of times,

3) i know everyone digs being salty and petty these days but tbh the fact that “does steve even care about tony?” is even a topic of debate is just. Wrong. i do not give a flying FUCK to who your notps and otps are i do not Care, what i care about is the mcu doing justice to the iron man legacy and steve and tony’s relationship is unquestionably one of the strongest and – yes – most passionate in the comics and let me tell you this WE WERE ROBBED OF ITS DEVELOPMENT,

4) the near non-existence of the general fucking concept of the avengers listening to tony and respecting what he has to say in times of crisis like lol. also the general concept of giving him the benefit of the doubt (like he was shown giving to thor while he’s arguing with steve during the aou log scene, like he’s implied to have done regarding wanda)???? yeah,

5) mcu you are honest to FUCKING GOD wasting the big trifecta (tony, thor, steve). you’re wasting them. you’re fucking wasting them @@@@ mcu for the love of fuck fix this. mcu where are my Big Three combo battle moves. mcu where’s thor lending himself as middle ground when tony and steve start arguing. mcu where’s tony and thor sharing the weight of their space experiences. mcu where’s my intense close-ups of thor, tony, and steve’s reactions when they see one another in danger during battles. mcu where’s steve’s “TONY, YOU GAVE ME A HOME” stuff. mcu where’s thor’s “tony you’re one of the most noble men i’ve ever known” stuff. mcu where’s tony’s “steve and thor, you’re my idea of higher power because of the things you inspire me to be” stuff. jesus christ we were ROBBED what a WASTE,

6) no visible captain america memorabilia rooms in tony’s towers/avengers facilities? *deep breath* FAAAAAAAAAAAKE,

7) (and before anyone hits me up like “but in the mcu tony has no reason to ever have been a cap fan bc of his dad” or whatever let me just tell you: a) my thoughts are way too 3D for that sort of black-and-whiteness but ok, regardless, b) if the price of sticking howard into mcu steve’s backstory was to finish the possibility of adult cap!fanboy tony actually like, welcoming steve to the team when steve wakes up in the present, then that was NEVER a price i was willing to pay),

8) natasha only called him shellhead in a movie that was So Bad that we barely even got to register the fact that tony was called shellhead in the mcu. what sort of fucking CRIME

9) someone at some point has got to call him Golden Avenger or i’m gonna have to quit,

10) “stark” “rogers” yeah yeah i get it you’re emotionally stunted men hurr hurr durr whatever let tony call him STEVE to his face before i get even more pissed and start straight up demanding the comic canon GOOD MORNING BELOVED,

11) whatever twisted mcu bullshit has led people to conclude that the avengers – shining beacon of light in 616 tony’s life, his legacy, part of his family, his most passionate affair – is the most unhealthy unrewarding thing in mcu tony’s life like jesus christ THE AVENGERS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TONY’S PRIDE AND JOY MCU WHY DID YOU DEPRIVE ME,

12) you seriously expect me to take an ENTIRE mcu tony run where he doesn’t wear a superhero logo (not his own) t-shirt AT LEAST ONCE? jesus